"So, how is it that you donβt have a girlfriend?β I asked boldly. Joel shrugged.βHave you ever had a girlfriend?β There was no way that heβd never had a girlfriend. He shrugged again.βYouβre not serious.ββYouβre surprised?ββIβm sorry, do you own a mirror?βJoel laughed in that Iβll-never-understand-women kind of way. βIβve never wanted one,β he admitted, though it seemed that there was more to it.βWhat? A mirror? Or a girlfriend?βHe laughed again, even harder this time. βA girlfriend.ββAre you gay?β He smiled. βNo, Iβm not gay.ββOh.β I blushed. Why was I being so nosy all of a sudden?"
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