Tony James Slater, That Bear Ate My Pants!
"And then came the three-toed sloth. Stupid sloth. It was a crazy-looking beastie, all arms and bristling grey fur; its body was a blob, the kind of shape a six-year-old would draw for a pig, and its face was flattened like a racoon that had run full tilt into a brick wall. A triangular stub of a nose jutted out at an angle beneath a fringe that must have been difficult to see through. In fact, from side-on it looked disturbingly like John Lennon."
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"And then came the three-toed sloth. Stupid sloth. It was a crazy-looking beastie, all arms and bristling grey fur; its body was a blob, the kind of shape a six-year-old would draw for a pig, and its face was flattened like a racoon that had run full tilt into a brick wall. A triangular stub of a nose jutted out at an angle beneath a fringe that must have been difficult to see through. In fact, from side-on it looked disturbingly like John Lennon."
"ثم أتى الكسلان ثلاثي الأصابع. الكسلان الغبي. كان مخلوقًا غريب الشكل، كله أذرع وفرو رمادي كثيف؛ جسده كان كتلة، من النوع الذي يرسمه طفل في السادسة من عمره للخنزير، ووجهه مسطح كوجه الراكون الذي اصطدم بحائط من الطوب بكامل سرعته. نتوء أنفي مثلث الشكل يبرز بزاوية تحت هدب لا بد أنه كان يصعب الرؤية من خلاله. في الواقع، من الجانب، كان يشبه جون لينون بشكل مقلق."
Tony James Slater, That Bear Ate My Pants!
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