Quotes

"I do not think he (Chester Arthur) knows anything. He can quote a verse from poetry or a page from Dickens or Thackeray, but these are only leaves springing from a root out of dry ground. His vital forces are not fed,and very soon he has given out his all."

"Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to."

"What's up with you? How come you're being like this' Because it's the truth. This is the world we live in."

"If you have to choose between any two, first choose time to think."

"I’ve got some questions,Are you sick of feelin’ sorry?And people sayin’ not to worry?Sick of hearing this hakuna matata motto,From people who won the lotto,We’re not that lucky. Have you noticed that you’re breathing?Look around and count your blessings,So when you’re sick of all this stressin’ and guessin’I’m suggestin’ you turn this up and let them hear you sing it"

"Threatened men live long."

"Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish."

"What would Golan Do? That way I can ask myself before I do anything. Before I take a dump. How would Dr. Golan want me to take this dump? Should I bank it off the side or go straight down the middle? What would be the most psychologically beneficial dump I could take?"

"How can you fight stupidity effectively? The answer is simple: it’s not easy."

"It wasn't exactly love at first sight, but it was deeper than that. A sense of belonging to a place I never knew I wanted but somehow always needed. It was a home that carried a heartbeat."

"Maybe you'll change Abandon all your wicked ways Make amends and start anew again Maybe you'll see All the wrongs you did to me And start all over, start all over again. Who am i kidding?Now, lets not get overzealous here Youre always been a huge piece of shit If i could kill you i would But it's frowned upon in all fifty states Having said that, burn in Hell."

"I would have followed you to hell and back... if only you'd lead me back."

"She's an old soul with young eyes, a vintage heart, and a beautiful mind."

"People who believe they have bad luck create bad luck. Those who believe they are very fortunate, that the world is a generous place filled with trustworthy people, live in exactly that kind of world."

"The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive"

"Image is only temporal. Substance endures. Who said, "Image is everything"? And who believed it?"

"For the human experience, life in the natural world seems to require the application of meaning, in order to evoke purpose."

"Though the earth contains greater energy and mass than any single being, linked together, "people make the world go-round"."

"The great correspondent of the seventeenth century Madame de Sevigne counseled, "Take chocolate in order that even the most tireome company seem acceptable to you," which is also sound advice today!"

"Life, for the living, is a gift of opportunity; an exercise of the will to choose."