Tim Collins
"Today I asked Chloe to be my girlfriend,and she agreed. I sank my teeth into her neck and drank from her jugular in the library at lunchtime. She's agreed to join me as a vampire and she's moving in next week. April Fool!"
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"Today I asked Chloe to be my girlfriend,and she agreed. I sank my teeth into her neck and drank from her jugular in the library at lunchtime. She's agreed to join me as a vampire and she's moving in next week. April Fool!"
"اليوم طلبت من كلوي أن تكون حبيبتي، فوافقت. غرست أسناني في عنقها وشربت من وريدها الوداجي في المكتبة وقت الغداء. لقد وافقت على الانضمام إليّ كمصاصة دماء وستنتقل للعيش معي الأسبوع القادم. كذبة أبريل!"
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