Tim Dorsey, When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
"An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a melted toupee, sitting cross-legged next to a mall cop with a bleeding ankle and a mouth full of paper. One of the firefighters look at the other. "Not again."
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"An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a melted toupee, sitting cross-legged next to a mall cop with a bleeding ankle and a mouth full of paper. One of the firefighters look at the other. "Not again."
"اخترق فأس الباب، ثم تبعه رجلان من رجال الإطفاء. نظرا إلى مساعد مدير مركز تجاري يبكي ويرتدي شعراً مستعاراً ذائباً، يجلس متربعاً بجانب شرطي المركز التجاري الذي كانت كاحله تنزف وفمه مليء بالورق. نظر أحد رجلي الإطفاء إلى الآخر وقال: "ليس مجدداً."
Tim Dorsey, When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
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